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Corn Demotivational Poster

UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.

TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by whocares0

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)

CORN MAZE - for blondes

TAGS: corn maze for blondes
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

rerun - January 7, 2010, 7:55 pm

cannot say I am a fan Doc. I will refrain from voting since we have different ideas of funny, as I don't want to drive rating down
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 6:16 pm
same joke, different caption, different pic.. 74618
Dr. Rusak - January 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
i don't think so if they approved it
Derek - January 7, 2010, 5:36 pm
Pity the picture isn't of a maze-like crop circle.
aesop's folly - January 7, 2010, 5:20 pm
hey admins/mods, hasn't this been done?


TAGS: deer corn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

SteveFurlong - April 21, 2012, 3:17 am
If some back-woods hunters I know could spell, they'd have a sign like this.

DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.

TAGS: unicorn meat gm technology diversity
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

jejeloman - October 18, 2012, 9:39 am
it's written "product of Ireland" XD
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 8:54 am
Where can I get some?

POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)

TAGS: poor democrat vote acorn usa obama
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by fred

TheTrashHeap - March 12, 2010, 7:33 pm
You're right... it does suck.
fred - March 12, 2010, 7:28 pm
This poster sucks! ... Wait a minute, it looks strangely familiar... Doh!
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:31 pm

this the only poster ever generated by fred. Leaves a lot of room for him to be overly critical of other posters and people who comment on them. If by chance this is a different fred, I, well I think only 1 fred can register so I stand by original word
knowitall - October 30, 2009, 3:26 pm
lol charles barkley wouldn't know the diff between their and they're
Jmac0585 - October 29, 2009, 6:46 pm
Depends on whether he spent the day golfing with Michael Jordan, or just got back from Vegas.
Derek - October 29, 2009, 5:54 pm
...and what about Charles Barkley himself?

SUICIDE WATCH - “Hey no hurry, I bought the jumbo size”.

TAGS: sucicide popcorn
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by ratman

subzerowins - August 25, 2014, 7:16 pm
gotta be justin beiber commiting suicide
Bumgrubs - June 17, 2012, 11:53 pm
www.tshirthell.com I know, i have had the shirt for almost a year.


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY

HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.

CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.

TAGS: paper scissors rock cutting corners
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 3, 2013, 11:34 pm
Oooooh, I see what you did there :-D
joe3658 - July 3, 2013, 10:52 am
Depending on your angle, if you cut corners you go from being right to being obtuse.
GaryO - April 5, 2013, 8:28 am
Man, I’m gonna use this for our production group. Great visual! (for once I’m serious in the comment dept) ‘stealthier corners’…now that’s funny.
Iconoclast - April 5, 2013, 1:12 am
You just need to know the angles.
EmilioDumphque - April 4, 2013, 9:19 pm
But they're stealthier corners.


TAGS: unicorns late as usual wytch
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by Wytch

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:49 pm
I hate Unicorns! Good job Noah, too bad survived and made The Friendship Express!
VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:36 pm
We know how you feel. Sincerely, The Dinosaurs

THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn

SENSE - This makes none.

UNICORNS - No matter what you do, they are still the gayest creatures in the whole universe.

TAGS: unicorns
Rating: 1.78/5

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mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 2:25 pm
I would beg to differ a unicorn nightmare crossbreed is actually really f***ing scary :/ they have sharp fangs
Kung-Fu Devil - March 19, 2010, 9:51 pm
I've heard of him, but don't know much about him...
agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:38 pm
Guess who apparently has never heard of Andy ***k?

HONEY.........??? -

TAGS: noise kitchen popcorn
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

spindle - June 25, 2011, 1:06 pm
Thaaaat's right....take off your shoes. Don't wanna get that couch dirty now....do we?
psychosythe - February 7, 2011, 7:40 am
i wonder if he is his wifes emergency contact cause he must have a high phone bill if so
showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:15 am
..looks like one of those days ya just don't want to get up...
firedog911 - January 29, 2011, 8:05 am
Funny... funny... funny.
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 12:28 pm
Good one.

EXCUSE ME.... - there is something wrong with my Banana

TAGS: banana corn wrong stupid men
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by NattieexP

the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:00 pm
aren't the koreans the ones who came up with the banana phone concept?
crankyhead - August 20, 2011, 2:06 pm
Excellent debut
Verdeckt - August 20, 2011, 8:18 am
I raffed..

GAY TEST - no... I dont care if you notice the cloud's... or the horn... it doesn't matter what you saw first

TAGS: unicorn
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Nekoni

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:31 pm
A motifake mocking g**Test motifakes? 5 evil little grinning lions!
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 7:05 am
Lol - that's so disturbing. 5 lions for creepiness.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:51 am
i never saw it and even if, i would be laugh again... 5 g** lions from me to make the start easier...
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 12:28 am
Are you sure this isn't a 1L test?
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:20 pm
I saw 1L.

SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!

TAGS: superhero movie theater popcorn
Rating: 2.12/5

U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal

TAGS: unicorn christ army us grenades smoke bullets
Rating: 2.41/5
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:34 am
Like it...but Anon postings = 1L here...

Monsanto corn -

TAGS: monsanto corn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 1, 2013, 11:09 pm
Thanks commenter! There's no name here so don't know who I'm thanking :)
- October 1, 2013, 2:28 pm
Dam Little...had to reread that twice. Didn't get it when I thought it read Monastat. 5L for making my brain have to work.

POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.

NO.. - These are not the acorns you're looking for.

UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.

POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought just last November for $700 Million.

TAGS: politics obama acorn money
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 1:22 am
That's what it cost Soros to install Obama into the Whitehouse...
Da5id - December 30, 2009, 3:10 pm
Not exactly... guess who's paying the mortgage now? If only 'I' could just make the down payment...
knowitall - October 22, 2009, 10:43 am
looks like that was just the down payment...


TAGS: microwave popcorn oil rig directions
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 12:34 pm
Yes, that's definitely Piper Alpha, I'll know that rig from a mile away, was one hell of a tragedy that
Derek - October 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
Piper Alpha?

SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...

TAGS: scotland unicorn kilt g**
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by Nonsense

Zephon - May 11, 2009, 3:03 pm
they only used this one because the Nukalavee scared the living **** out of everyone.
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:58 pm
Kick away, just keep your kilt lowered and the haggis in the kitchen...or your haggis lowered and the kilt in the kitchen.
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 10:00 am
Don't make fun of anything Scottish or we'll simply kick your teeth in.
UNicorns - April 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
A horse with a spear on it's head, how is that not awsome


TAGS: fail wrong unicorn dolphin rainbow g**
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by Håvard B

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:51 am
They come from poster #66598
rogueagent - October 5, 2009, 10:13 am
But then where else would we get narwhals from?

CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday

TAGS: cornflower blue tuesday fight club
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

yon - October 9, 2008, 12:09 am
now thats demotivational


TAGS: 2012 evil unicorn sky cloud
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

Alixian - August 8, 2011, 2:44 am
Remember the light shall save us all
Cloudchaser - August 8, 2011, 2:10 am
Not if the Autobots can help it!

SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December

TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.

KRAZIREF I MADE THIS FOR YOU - Sorry it didn't have kittens or butterflies, I hope you aren't offended

TAGS: kraziref unicorn rainbow fart kraziref
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 18, 2011, 11:27 pm
LMAO !!!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 11:00 pm
Yeah, you'll never find THAT warning on a Skittles packet
Budog - June 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
Nahhh, I gotta admit I just found it searching online. I have farted a rainbow before though!
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:03 pm
Draw that yourself? You've got mad skills..

The Force -

Unicorns Exist -

TAGS: unicorn rhino evolution
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

EmilioDumphque - August 4, 2013, 4:04 am
Wow, a rhinosaurus!



TAGS: corn fed
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

GENTLEMEN - It's Movie Time

HOMEMADE UNICORN - To be sensitive in War, you have to make due................

TAGS: unicorn war
Rating: 2.46/5

NICE TO SEE - that he's feeling better (and he did get the pencil)

TAGS: a mod scorned
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

fasteddie - September 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
dude that rulz!
Mr. Shiny - September 15, 2010, 9:10 pm
5 Jelly rolls!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 8:25 pm
LMAO! Man, if I had a nickel for every time...

ICE CREAM - Wanna guess which one has corn?

TAGS: ice cream corn
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Koradan

BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 6:49 pm
do they serve it in a red party cup?
spacedog - February 12, 2010, 6:10 pm
Yeeck! I think the waffle cone might make it worse.
rerun - February 12, 2010, 3:59 pm

um, wonder where that has been
motifake - February 12, 2010, 3:55 pm

AAAAaaaaaaawwwww duuuuude, im so gonna puke now 8-(

LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"

TAGS: november challenge the cornerstone of your death star
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BennyChick - March 23, 2010, 5:01 pm
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 9:12 am
Amsome LogicDude. 5+
Chopperliscious - November 10, 2009, 8:24 am
Each sold separately, batteries not included.
RAWR - November 10, 2009, 2:29 am
aww, dang. someone explain for the chick.
Death - November 9, 2009, 8:23 pm
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:14 pm
5 Landos!
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
Ha! brilliant! 5/5

Poppin' Corn -

Theater Popcorn in a Bag -


TAGS: realitylord rl unicorn horse
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - September 12, 2011, 10:54 pm
b***t iffff you get in hizzz wayyy, he will RING RING his leeetal bell in your jheneral ... deerection!

Now Entering Dreamland -


TAGS: necktie death corn star
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Airman - November 4, 2010, 12:07 pm
reading this as I sit at my desk, answering clients. 5 downers
CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:07 pm
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:11 pm
Solid all around.
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Yay i made a funny. Haven't had the mojo in a while.
forseti - November 3, 2010, 7:30 pm
spacedog - November 3, 2010, 7:26 pm


TAGS: unicorn club techno g** childhood
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - August 9, 2010, 12:25 pm
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Sort of... I guess. I've heard.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
I hear the kids these days enjoy it. Is it anything like snow blowing?
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 9:59 pm
LOL! Been there, Ice?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2010, 9:43 pm
Everyone has at least 1 redeeming quality.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
And of course dealing in ecstasy.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:29 pm
Warped Funny 5L

I wonder about Gutenberg -

Laziness -

intelligence noted -

DANCE - like nobody is watching. Unless someone is. In which case sit in the corner alone and go home in tears.


TAGS: sherman nfl ncaa football cornerback
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:32 pm
I meant to ADD "No it's not MANDATORY" that at least 6 guys on the team have them.

Regret -

LINDSAY LOHAN - Partying so hard simply isn't worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it's wonderful

OK ACORN MEMBERS - How are we going to rig the next election now that our usual voter base of dead people and cartoon characters have wizened up and are too smart to vote for me?

TAGS: obama acorn vote voter base rig election politics democrats dead cartoon character corrupt
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
1L L is for lame
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 24, 2009, 3:29 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 24, 2009, 3:28 am
*surprise* Oh look, this poster has gone up in points! It was a one two weeks ago. *thinks* Was there some kind of a scandal that came out in the past week or so that all of a sudden people know about the corruption of ACORN? Hmmmmm... *scratches head*

CHIBI NEKO SISTERS - Special Skill: Switching gender at will.


CORN - I'll bet she likes the taste of it.

THE OCEAN - Treat her well, for hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.

HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - When trumped up passing interference calls just aren't enough

TAGS: mack brown texas nebraska husker cornhuskers football entitlement ja****s coach
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by DS

DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:34 pm
And no one calls it "passing interference"
jaydub73 - December 8, 2009, 8:29 pm
except the game wasn't played on UT's home field dip****.

INNOVATION - a hotdogs worst nightmare

TAGS: corndogs
Rating: 2.44/5

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OUTNUMBERED AND CORNERED - They knew they would soon perish. Big Bird however, not stirred by this threat, charged his lazer.

CORNERING - It's easier in Need For Speed

CHINESE FROWNING PINOCHIO - pinochio nose long chinese moustache frowning mouth

TAGS: chinese frowning pinochio not unicorn scar
Rating: 1.77/5
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 12:28 am
Narwhal was a (possibly still is) a whale that had a tooth grew long enough to punch through the head. As odd as it is, thought to be unicorns by early sailors
pvt13 - February 9, 2009, 12:21 am
Try the symbol for Atheism.
AdAm - September 27, 2008, 2:45 pm
WTF is a narwhal?
Pongo - September 20, 2008, 12:26 pm
A Narwhal


TAGS: cornfield sea creatures
Rating: 1.27/5

More motifakes by equalizer

R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:33 pm
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:42 pm
Think before you trip before you post

Roundabout -

TAGS: humor man wives corners earth
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:20 pm
Yep, agreed. Still hoping.
mizzdizz - November 11, 2014, 7:28 am
Most men STILL haven't figured this out!
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 9:18 pm
tyvm. Done'r.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2014, 3:04 pm
We'd love to have this one over at Religifake as well.5L

Lessons from The Great Lawgiver -

Epilepsy -

TAGS: awarness safety epilepsy corner hammy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 18, 2016, 11:27 pm
Why thank you, it feels as comfy as ever, there's still vomit in that corner still.
Hawamleh - March 18, 2016, 11:26 pm
Oh yes I will, I abstain now. It's part of my GA meetings. I miss you as well old mentor/ Irritee
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:39 pm
Welcome back, Hammie!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2016, 8:17 pm
I apologize for the late response..I was tending to the goats.....Stay Away From The Goats!!! Miss you old Friend/irritant.
Hawamleh - March 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Bovine sensei you honour me with your words.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 16, 2016, 8:56 pm
Hey little buddy. 5L

Torn Between Two Lovers -

Snapped -

TAGS: salty old dog b***ered popcorn
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by spacedog

GaryO - February 9, 2016, 6:48 pm
uh, you could beer me up ever now and then....gettin' a little dry in here
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:44 pm
Deadly dawg...deadly teehee.

unicorns -

Hanging around -

TAGS: kinda painted himself into a corner didnt he
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - September 1, 2015, 2:57 pm
LOL! Hope its a warm dry day! Guess he's gonna find out what its like to sit around watching paint dry! 5L

Who Is Hungry -

TAGS: oven popcorn deep dish pizza
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - November 9, 2015, 3:11 am
I was thinking more like pizza