Corn Demotivational Poster
UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.
CORN MAZE - for blondes
HUNTING CAMP SIGNAGE - Awfully harsh.
DIVERSITY - With GM technology, nothing is impossible.
POOR PEOPLE - "Have been voting Democrat for 50 years..And their still poor." (Charles Barkley)
SUICIDE WATCH - Ã¢â‚¬Å“Hey no hurry, I bought the jumbo sizeÃ¢â‚¬Â.
HILLBILLY TRANSFORMERS. - Somebody had to get the corn.
CUTTING CORNERS - Doing so only creates more corners.
UNICORNS - LATE AS USUAL -
THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn
SENSE - This makes none.
UNICORNS - No matter what you do, they are still the gayest creatures in the whole universe.
EXCUSE ME.... - there is something wrong with my Banana
GAY TEST - no... I dont care if you notice the cloud's... or the horn... it doesn't matter what you saw first
SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!
U.S. ARMY - Turning Unicorns into Warcorns since Christ was a Corporal
Monsanto corn -
POPCORN - Someone put too much in the microwave.
NO.. - These are not the acorns you're looking for.
UNICORNS - Helping white trash girls get tattooed since 1979.
POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought just last November for $700 Million.
MICROWAVE POPCORN DIRECTIONS - Read and heed!
SCOTLAND - This is the national animal. As if the kilts weren't evidence enough of their... disposition...
CORNFLOWER BLUE - Means it's Tuesday
WE ARE DOOMED! -
SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December
KRAZIREF I MADE THIS FOR YOU - Sorry it didn't have kittens or butterflies, I hope you aren't offended
The Force -
Unicorns Exist -
MENTAL NOTE -
THE PROSPECT -
GENTLEMEN - It's Movie Time
HOMEMADE UNICORN - To be sensitive in War, you have to make due................
NICE TO SEE - that he's feeling better (and he did get the pencil)
ICE CREAM - Wanna guess which one has corn?
LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"
Poppin' Corn -
Theater Popcorn in a Bag -
POST MODERATING -
Now Entering Dreamland -
SLOW DEATH IN A NECKTIE -
BORN THAT WAY -
I wonder about Gutenberg -
intelligence noted -
DANCE - like nobody is watching. Unless someone is. In which case sit in the corner alone and go home in tears.
NFL DREADS -
LINDSAY LOHAN - Partying so hard simply isn't worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it's wonderful
OK ACORN MEMBERS - How are we going to rig the next election now that our usual voter base of dead people and cartoon characters have wizened up and are too smart to vote for me?
CHIBI NEKO SISTERS - Special Skill: Switching gender at will.
POPCORN MONSTER -
CORN - I'll bet she likes the taste of it.
THE OCEAN - Treat her well, for hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE - When trumped up passing interference calls just aren't enough
INNOVATION - a hotdogs worst nightmare
OUTNUMBERED AND CORNERED - They knew they would soon perish. Big Bird however, not stirred by this threat, charged his lazer.
CORNERING - It's easier in Need For Speed
CHINESE FROWNING PINOCHIO - pinochio nose long chinese moustache frowning mouth
CORNFIELD SEA CREATURES -
Lessons from The Great Lawgiver -
Torn Between Two Lovers -
Hanging around -
Who Is Hungry -